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READ (Sept. 26, 2021): The SolPunks Trademark Scheme 🤢
READ (Oct. 3, 2021): The SolPunks Pyramid-Shaped Scheme 🤮
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HOWEVER, if you enjoy…
- Good memes 😎
- A nice cold beer 🍺
- Are anti-pyramids 🌈
… you should consider minting.
🚀🚀🚀Mint [DISABLED]🦍🦍🦍
All refunds have been given. Minting is disabled. Thank you! … We believe Dumb SolPunks will go onto become iconic in the grand arch of history, but only time will tell.
P.S. Our (“ChunkeMonke”‘s) Story was featured on CoinTelegraph! (Explicit mention of SolPunks was removed at our request.)
Website: dumbmeta.com | Twitter: @DumbMeta | /r/DumbMeta | Discord Server
Oct. 17, 2021: Welp! Just like that, we are no longer gonna shill Dumb SolPunks. Why? Because threats. Read: The SolPunks Saga
Oct. 17, 2021: Welp! Just like that, we are no longer gonna shill Dumb SolPunks. Why? Because threats. Read: The SolPunks Saga
Trusted by the world's greatest companies, including Satire Labs.
Satire Labs will be minting between 1 to 420 SolPunks a day at https://t.co/pqRsZUG2wq.
— Satire Labs (@satirelabs) October 4, 2021
We're just so inspired by the #solpunkstruth 😭...
These SolPunks will moon 🚀🌔, once people realize Tractor's SolPunks are all goatses 🐐🍑.
May the Crypto Gods bless you too.
69🙌 https://t.co/6H00v1TaNa
(Thank you for the support, Satire-san. We won't disappoint you!! 😭)
Dumb Solpunks are the real and original Solpunks, based in SolPunks.org.
After learning somebody created fake Solpunks, with many selling for 1000 SOL – 4000 SOL, and trying to trademark their name, the real Solpunks knew they had to return to earth.
They are currently playing dumb to avoid detection.
The mint order of SolPunks are random.
You need at least a 1 SOL and a Solana wallet. We recommend the phantom.app Chrome extension as a wallet.
Click “CONNECT WALLET” and you will be prompted to make and confirm your SOL payment.
Note: The Confirmation may take a few seconds or sometimes a few minutes, depending on the Solana network.
After that, you should be able to see the SolPunk in the NFT section of your wallet.
The supply may reach 0 faster than you think. 🙂
We’re trying to build a solid foundation, though we can’t give all the details quite yet.
This is a joke that may surpass your wildest expectations.
We (Satire Labs, makers of Dumb SolPunks) know who the early believers are and will not forget those who minted earlier. Can’t give much more details than that.
Also, prices can go up at anytime, as mention. FOMO! 🤷🏻♀️🚀
Our Solpunks are minted with Metaplex, meaning they are tradable in the hundreds of stores that use the Metaplex protocol.
There are lots of other marketplaces too, including DigitalEyes.Market and Solsea.io.
After all 10,000 are minted, we will consider opening trading with Metaplex on our foundation website too (solpunks.org), if we feel all the marketplaces suck.
Yea. A joke that will be worth 100 SOL – 10,000 SOL soon.
Patience 😎
Yea, of course we want to make money.
Longer answer:
- We have 0.69% fees vs 5%.
- We have 0 hype. 0 actual FOMO tactics (collab giveaways, pre-sales, etc.)
- We’re actively discourage people to buy dummies (don’t buy if you’re poor). This project has 90% chance of failure.
So how’s that? We feel we’re taking tremendous personal risk because we are.
We’re seriously good people trying to inspire others to do good. Don’t believe? Just go on Discord and engage. We’re friendly 🙂
Don’t mind us.
We’re just some DUMB ol’ SolPunk.
Don’t mind us. No way we’ll go up 3700X, like my brothers over at Solanart.
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Raising Awareness
13.37% OF ALL SALES WILL GO TOWARDS THE 2021 SOLPUNKS TRUTH FOUNDATION
We will teach people to see difference between fake and real SolPunks.
Test your skills.
Bootyholes (Fake Solpunks) are being sold on Solanart.
Can you identify the real SolPunk?
⚠️ NSFW
Fake SolPunks are actually all Bootyholes in disguise.
FAKE 🤮
BOOTYHOLE 💩
– Too Small (256px by 256px)
- – Disgusting Purple Background
Real SolPunks (“Dumb SolPunks”) have nothing to hide.
REAL 😎
– Pretty big (420px by 420px)
– Sweet Purple-Green Background
The Biggest Scandal in Modern Crypto.
$10+ Million in Fake Value.
