READ (Sept. 26, 2021): The SolPunks Trademark Scheme ๐Ÿคข

READ (Oct. 3, 2021): The SolPunks Pyramid-Shaped Scheme ๐Ÿคฎ

Oct. 17, 2021: Welp! Just like that, we are no longer gonna shill dumbsolpunks.com. In just 3 weeks, SolPunks team tried to dox us (Satire Labs). So we’re throwing in the towel. It’s not worth it – risking our friends and family livelihood. All so we can make stupid jokes. If you mint, it should be out of support for us.

If you minted before Oct. 17, 2021, you can DM us for a free refund. We will happily provide. Thank you. ๐Ÿ™‚ Onto new projects. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

The SolPunks Saga

Sept. 26, 2021: The SolPunks Trademark Scheme ๐Ÿคข

Oct. 3, 2021: The SolPunks Pyramid-Shaped Scheme ๐Ÿคฎ

Oct. 16, 2021: The Most Toxic Discord in Crypto | How our project was almost killed by a $100M Solana NFT over dumb jokes.

Oct. 17, 2021: The SolPunks Personality Cult | How trademark trolls destroy NFT

Join our community. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

WARNING: Dumb Solpunks are NOT for Everybody.

If you enjoy:

  • paying 8% in fees.
  • losing money with friends
  • getting screwed like you’re Mr. Poopy Butthole. in the poopie-hole

LEAVE NOW. Head over to Solanart, pay $100k for their fake worthless SolPunks, and join their Discord.

HOWEVER, if you enjoy…

… you should consider minting.

Owning a Dumb SolPunk means:

  • Being part of a small growing Discord, which doesn’t take itself too seriously.
  • Potentially seeing your “dumb” (REAL) SolPunk be worthless… or more than Tractor’s fake SolPunk (+1000x ๐Ÿš€)
  • Regardless, you’ll support good memes and behavior in crypto ๐Ÿ›ณโ›ดย 

๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€Mint Now๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ

Cost to Mint: 0.69 SOL

Connect wallet to see amount remaining.

Example: Mint (0.69 SOL)Minted SolPunks do not have the words “DUMB”. By minting one, you allow them to stop playing dumb.

Example: Play Dumb (Free)Playing dumb is free (link). Show support and rep Dumb SolPunks on Twitter or Discord.

No pre-sale, no pumps, etc. Why? Cause we’re not asshole shills out to scam. We want people who mint to believe what we stand for (memes, good ethic, screw pyramid-SHAPED schemes, etc.), and are NOT only trying to make a quick buck. We think this will make for the best hodlers and best, most thoughtful community. All of this hopefully translates to being a solid long-term investment.

So ya TL;DR: We’re 10,000x’ing the steady and ethical way ๐Ÿ˜Ž. Thanks for your support and trust… That said……

… PRICE MAY GO UP AT ANYTIME SO YOU FEEL A TINY BIT OF FOMO ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿš€.

Trusted by the world's greatest companies, including Satire Labs.

(Thank you for the support, Satire-san. We won't disappoint you!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ)

Dumb Solpunks are the real and original Solpunks, based in SolPunks.org.

After learning somebody created fake Solpunks, with many selling for 1000 SOL – 4000 SOL, and trying to trademark theirย name, the real Solpunks knew they had to return to earth.

They are currently playing dumb to avoid detection.

The mint order of SolPunks are random.

You need at least a 1 SOL and a Solana wallet. We recommend the phantom.app Chrome extension as a wallet.

Click “CONNECT WALLET” and you will be prompted to make and confirm your SOL payment.

Note: The Confirmation may take a few seconds or sometimes a few minutes, depending on the Solana network.

After that, you should be able to see the SolPunk in the NFT section of your wallet.

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The supply may reach 0 faster than you think. ๐Ÿ™‚

We’re trying to build a solid foundation, though we can’t give all the details quite yet.

This is a joke that may surpass your wildest expectations.

We (Satire Labs, makers of Dumb SolPunks) know who the early believers are and will not forget those who minted earlier. Can’t give much more details than that.

Also, prices can go up at anytime, as mention. FOMO! ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿš€

Our Solpunks are minted with Metaplex, meaning they are tradable in the hundreds of stores that use the Metaplex protocol.

There are lots of other marketplaces too, including DigitalEyes.Market and Solsea.io.

After all 10,000 are minted, we will consider opening trading with Metaplex on our foundation website too (solpunks.org), if we feel all the marketplaces suck.

Yea. A joke that will be worth 100 SOL – 10,000 SOL soon.

Patience ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Yea, of course we want to make money.

Longer answer:ย 

  • We have 0.69% fees vs 5%.
  • We have 0 hype. 0 actual FOMO tactics (collab giveaways, pre-sales, etc.)
  • We’re actively discourage people to buy dummies (don’t buy if you’re poor). This project has 90% chance of failure.

So how’s that? We feel we’re taking tremendous personal risk because we are.

We’re seriously good people trying to inspire others to do good. Don’t believe? Just go on Discord and engage. We’re friendly ๐Ÿ™‚

Don’t mind us.

We’re just some DUMB ol’ SolPunk.

Don’t mind us. No way we’ll go up 3700X, like my brothers over at Solanart.

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Raising Awareness

13.37% OF ALL SALES WILL GO TOWARDS THE 2021 SOLPUNKS TRUTH FOUNDATION

We will teach people to see difference between fake and real SolPunks.

Fake SolPunks are actually all Bootyholes in disguise.

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FAKE ๐Ÿคฎ

BOOTYHOLE ๐Ÿ’ฉ

Too Small (256px by 256px)

  • – Disgusting Purple Background

Real SolPunks (“Dumb SolPunks”) have nothing to hide.

9999 9999

REAL ๐Ÿ˜Ž

– Pretty big (420px by 420px)

– Sweet Purple-Green Background

Test your skills.

Bootyholes (Fake Solpunks) are being sold on Solanart.

Can you identify the real SolPunk?

โš ๏ธ NSFW

โŒ this is Bootyhole #9373

โŒ this is Bootyhole #7523

โŒ this is Bootyhole #7458

โŒ this is Bootyhole #5253

โŒ this is Bootyhole #5217

GREAT WORK!

You identified a real SolPunk.

Real SolPunks are bigger (๐Ÿ˜‰ ) at 420px, higher quality, and is not secretly Mario spreading his ass cheeks.

The Biggest Scandal in Modern Crypto.
$10+ Million in Fake Value.

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As you can see, sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction.

Over the coming months, we will continue exposing the deep conspiracy behind Solanart and their fake Solpunks collection.

Follow us via Email, Twitter, or Discord.

The truth must be set free.