Oct. 17, 2021: Welp! Just like that, we are no longer gonna shill dumbsolpunks.com. In just 3 weeks, SolPunks team tried to dox us (Satire Labs). So we’re throwing in the towel. It’s not worth it – risking our friends and family livelihood. All so we can make stupid jokes. If you mint, it should be out of support for us.
If you minted before Oct. 17, 2021, you can DM us for a free refund. We will happily provide. Thank you. 🙂 Onto new projects. 🚀🚀🚀
The SolPunks Saga
Sept. 26, 2021: The SolPunks Trademark Scheme 🤢
Oct. 3, 2021: The SolPunks Pyramid-Shaped Scheme 🤮
Join our community. 😎
HOWEVER, if you enjoy…
… you should consider minting.
Owning a Dumb SolPunk means:
- Being part of a small growing Discord, which doesn’t take itself too seriously.
- Potentially seeing your “dumb” (REAL) SolPunk be worthless… or more than Tractor’s fake SolPunk (+1000x 🚀)
- Regardless, you’ll support good memes and behavior in crypto 🛳⛴
Cost to Mint: 0.69 SOL
Connect wallet to see amount remaining.
No pre-sale, no pumps, etc. Why? Cause we’re not asshole shills out to scam. We want people who mint to believe what we stand for (memes, good ethic, screw pyramid-SHAPED schemes, etc.), and are NOT only trying to make a quick buck. We think this will make for the best hodlers and best, most thoughtful community. All of this hopefully translates to being a solid long-term investment.
So ya TL;DR: We’re 10,000x’ing the steady and ethical way 😎. Thanks for your support and trust… That said……
… PRICE MAY GO UP AT ANYTIME SO YOU FEEL A TINY BIT OF FOMO 🤷🏻♀️🚀.
Trusted by the world's greatest companies, including Satire Labs.
Satire Labs will be minting between 1 to 420 SolPunks a day at https://t.co/pqRsZUG2wq.— Satire Labs (@satirelabs) October 4, 2021
We're just so inspired by the #solpunkstruth 😭...
These SolPunks will moon 🚀🌔, once people realize Tractor's SolPunks are all goatses 🐐🍑.
May the Crypto Gods bless you too.
Dumb Solpunks are the real and original Solpunks, based in SolPunks.org.
They are currently playing dumb to avoid detection.
The mint order of SolPunks are random.
You need at least a 1 SOL and a Solana wallet. We recommend the phantom.app Chrome extension as a wallet.
Click “CONNECT WALLET” and you will be prompted to make and confirm your SOL payment.
Note: The Confirmation may take a few seconds or sometimes a few minutes, depending on the Solana network.
After that, you should be able to see the SolPunk in the NFT section of your wallet.
The supply may reach 0 faster than you think. 🙂
We’re trying to build a solid foundation, though we can’t give all the details quite yet.
This is a joke that may surpass your wildest expectations.
We (Satire Labs, makers of Dumb SolPunks) know who the early believers are and will not forget those who minted earlier. Can’t give much more details than that.
Also, prices can go up at anytime, as mention. FOMO! 🤷🏻♀️🚀
Our Solpunks are minted with Metaplex, meaning they are tradable in the hundreds of stores that use the Metaplex protocol.
After all 10,000 are minted, we will consider opening trading with Metaplex on our foundation website too (solpunks.org), if we feel all the marketplaces suck.
Yea. A joke that will be worth 100 SOL – 10,000 SOL soon.
Yea, of course we want to make money.
- We have 0.69% fees vs 5%.
- We have 0 hype. 0 actual FOMO tactics (collab giveaways, pre-sales, etc.)
- We’re actively discourage people to buy dummies (don’t buy if you’re poor). This project has 90% chance of failure.
So how’s that? We feel we’re taking tremendous personal risk because we are.
We’re seriously good people trying to inspire others to do good. Don’t believe? Just go on Discord and engage. We’re friendly 🙂
Don’t mind us.
We’re just some DUMB ol’ SolPunk.
Don’t mind us. No way we’ll go up 3700X, like my brothers over at Solanart.
13.37% OF ALL SALES WILL GO TOWARDS THE 2021 SOLPUNKS TRUTH FOUNDATION
We will teach people to see difference between fake and real SolPunks.
Test your skills.
Bootyholes (Fake Solpunks) are being sold on Solanart.
Can you identify the real SolPunk?
The Biggest Scandal in Modern Crypto.
$10+ Million in Fake Value.
As you can see, sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction.
Over the coming months, we will continue exposing the deep conspiracy behind Solanart and their fake Solpunks collection.
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The truth must be set free.